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Ass Scorpions

from Rare and Unreleased by Sass Dragons

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LYRICS ARE PRINTED BECAUSE THEY ARE TOTALLY INSANE.

This track, alongside "I Live In the City" and "Next to a Dude" and various tracks from our S/T release were distributed at shows in Carbondale, IL with porn, condoms and weed stems taped to the outside sleeves. One may or may not have had a half-smoked cigarette glued to it. I don't know. We were out of our minds.

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I stepped inside the doctor’s office
I know what they saw and I know that it saw them
Reeking fucking havoc on the highway of my bowels
Running all the red lights it screams as it howls

It finds its way through the digestive tract
And when it burrows it begins to attack
For you it's a pain for him its a snack
Thief of all chairs, scorpion of the ass

In the middle of the night, slowly as I sleep
He crawls up from my asshole to my eardrums and screams
Hey there pretty boy with a terrible haircut
You better watch your back or I'll rip up your butt

It finds its way through the digestive tract
And when it burrows it begins to attack
For you it's a pain for him its a snack
Thief of all chairs, scorpion of the ass

Your rectum, your small and large intestines, your stomach, your esophagus and your anus will all feel the wrath of the mighty scorpions of the ass.

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from Rare and Unreleased, released December 16, 2003

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FINALLY!!! "True Adventure" to be released 6/24/2016 FINALLY!!!

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