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Rare and Unreleased

by Sass Dragons

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I stepped inside the doctor’s office I know what they saw and I know that it saw them Reeking fucking havoc on the highway of my bowels Running all the red lights it screams as it howls It finds its way through the digestive tract And when it burrows it begins to attack For you it's a pain for him its a snack Thief of all chairs, scorpion of the ass In the middle of the night, slowly as I sleep He crawls up from my asshole to my eardrums and screams Hey there pretty boy with a terrible haircut You better watch your back or I'll rip up your butt It finds its way through the digestive tract And when it burrows it begins to attack For you it's a pain for him its a snack Thief of all chairs, scorpion of the ass Your rectum, your small and large intestines, your stomach, your esophagus and your anus will all feel the wrath of the mighty scorpions of the ass.
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Sass Dragons/Prizzy Prizzy Please artwork by Marissa Paternoster
Sass Dragons/Conniptioin Fits/Prohabition/Blotto artwork by Ben Snakepit
Acne and Machine Guns artwork by Alex

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released December 16, 2003

Freemasonjason/ Jimmy Assmunch/ Mike as Fuck/Paul Medrano/ Joe Gac

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Sass Dragons Chicago, Illinois

FINALLY!!! "True Adventure" to be released 6/24/2016 FINALLY!!!

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