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by Sass Dragons

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Sass Dragons/Prizzy Prizzy Please artwork by Marissa Paternoster
Sass Dragons/Conniptioin Fits/Prohabition/Blotto artwork by Ben Snakepit
Acne and Machine Guns artwork by Alex

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released December 16, 2003

Freemasonjason/ Jimmy Assmunch/ Mike as Fuck/Paul Medrano/ Joe Gac

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Sass Dragons Chicago, Illinois

FINALLY!!! "True Adventure" to be released 6/24/2016 FINALLY!!!

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Track Name: Ass Scorpions
I stepped inside the doctor’s office
I know what they saw and I know that it saw them
Reeking fucking havoc on the highway of my bowels
Running all the red lights it screams as it howls

It finds its way through the digestive tract
And when it burrows it begins to attack
For you it's a pain for him its a snack
Thief of all chairs, scorpion of the ass

In the middle of the night, slowly as I sleep
He crawls up from my asshole to my eardrums and screams
Hey there pretty boy with a terrible haircut
You better watch your back or I'll rip up your butt

It finds its way through the digestive tract
And when it burrows it begins to attack
For you it's a pain for him its a snack
Thief of all chairs, scorpion of the ass

Your rectum, your small and large intestines, your stomach, your esophagus and your anus will all feel the wrath of the mighty scorpions of the ass.